Really? Why are you reading this? Tooooo much time on your hands.
Oh well, since you asked….
We may also use the data to improve our remarketing efforts, so if you start seeing our ads more often you’ll know why. More importantly – it illustrates that remarketing works – so ask us about remarketing!
If you don’t like the sound of this then you can turn cookies off in your browser – use your favourite search engine to find out how.
We also provide cookies at meetings – we promise not to tell if you have one, honest.
Obviously, if you come to many meetings you might put on weight, but that’s not something we can be held responsible for – we won’t force you to eat cookies, ever. These legal guys really like to have everything covered!
People, your privacy is important to us, really important.
We gather information about you by using forms on this website and cookies (as explained elsewhere on this page).
We won’t be selling any information that we gather about you to anyone and any information will be kept securely on servers that use very advanced methods of security. Cerebus couldn’t do a better job, probably.
We’ll use this valuable information to provide you with the services you ask and provide direct advertising to you, but other than that its all top secret – just between you, us and our service providers, who are equally paranoid about security.
However, if we are instructed to share information by a court then we’ll have to do this – but honestly, what are you doing if it comes to this? Have a good look at yourself if this applies!
When we say direct advertising, we mean that the information that we gather may be used to serve you ads for our business on third party websites. It’s called remarketing.
We mentioned that we use remarketing and the big G requires that we let you know…
- An appropriate description of how you’re using remarketing or similar audiences to advertise online.
- A message about how third-party vendors, including Google, show your ads on sites across the Internet.
So, remarketing is, as described by the big G…
A feature that lets advertisers reach people who have previously visited their website. Their ads can show to these people when they visit other websites including the Google Display Network or when they search on Google or other search engines using your keywords.
We are the advertiser, you are the visitor and all this works very well. Big pat on the back all around team.
You can set preferences for how Google advertises to you using the Google Ad Preferences page, and if you want to you can opt out of interest-based advertising entirely by cookie settings or permanently using a browser plugin.
Follow their links to learn about the other stuff, but its all pretty boring. We think that you’ll like our ads, they might inject a bit of humour into something that can, frankly, be a bit dull. But, hey, if you don’t want to see them then that’s fine with us! Just follow the instructions above for a ad free world. Although given what this site is about we think that would be a bit odd.
Well, I think that’s everything covered. Any questions; contact us at the usual address. Don’t ask boring questions though, try to spice it up a bit.